Should He Take His Wooden Leg Out Into The Garden And Chop It Up For Kindling?

[sandyRoe]

I know a chap, a semi-pro entertainer, who featured a Jake the Peg routine in his repertoire. In light of the recent news he'll probably not be doing it again. What should he do with Jakes peg?

[Canary42]

Obvious, but not printable !

[sunny-dave]

.... and Sandy cruises home in the "Best Title for a Topic Today" competition :)

[royfromaus]

Knowing what women are like with needing far too many shoes...maybe Heather Mills wouild be interested?

[maggiebee]

Disgusting response royfromaus. What has Heather Mills ever done to you? Puerile at best.

[royfromaus]

I haven't you seen you express your disgust about the Rolf Harris jokes/puns I have read over the past few days... is there a reason for that?

[sandyRoe]

Harris is a justifiable target for abuse. As far as I know Heather Mills hasn't done anything to make her a subject for abuse.

[jno]

i didn't see anything disgusting or abusive in the suggestion that Heather Mills might like a spare leg?

[maggiebee]

Maybe not jno, but the post was about RH and to bring HM into it was totally uncalled for. RH is fair game for jokes/puns, just don't mention HM in the same post.

[Georgiesmum]

Use it for firewood!

[Maydup]

We can alway make use of more wooden spoons around here if he feels like making a few of those out of it.

[douglas9401]

It could be of use to a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

[douglas9401]

Cheers Sandy. :)