Made you Laugh?

[TWR]

My mother 93, of the old school & tries as she does to save money, we live in Lancs, she in N.Wales we went for a weekend only to find her trying to take the top off Mr Sheen with a tin opener as there was polish left in the tin but, no pressure left in the tin ( That's what she thought) needless to say I had taken the tin off her. Now then you Elderly old farts ( I am one of you) give us you Hilarious story if you dare! this is for fun, not to take the Pi@@ out of you.

[Naomicorlett]

Ma in law ( Or Billywhizz as we call her ) sprayed her kitchen door with oven cleaner instead of Pledge !!

[ummmm]

My Nan asked me what her name was. When I said Nancy....she replied "I know it's Nancy....Nancy what??"

Bless her...

[redman41]

When one old Lady I knew Years ago was watching the TV she would check that all the Windows in her house were shut when she saw it raining on the programme she was watching as she thought it was raining where she was as well. lol

[ummmm]

My Grandad pees into an empty milk carton and keeps it on his side table because he's too lazy to get up (gross) My cousin asked was it juice....I was so tempted to give him some.......

[stokemaveric]

my business partner is so tight he wakes up in the middle of the night to see if he has lost any sleep.....

[B00]

My grandma used to put tea towels down on her kitchen worktops to stop them (the worktops) getting dirty. No matter how i tried i couldn't get through to her that it was easier to wipe the tops down than it was to wash the tea towels.

[ummmm]

BOO....I'm guilty of that :-(

[B00]

You're kidding, right ummmm? LOL

[ummmm]

No....lol

It's only round the kettle area. I blame the messy boys...

[albalass]

At the local bowling club quiz the question was.... What is pop star Gordon Sumner better known as? My mum says " oh oh i know this!! it's string!!!!"