carrots

[Hitler]

has anyone ever fallen in love with a carrot?

[Lakitu]

Yes. I'm glad to have this oportunity to open up about my experience, so thank you for that.

I first saw him across a crowded fruit and veg bit in Sainsbury's, our eyes met and I dashed over to him, picked him up, swung him round and declared my love for him.

We went home together and for 2 weeks I was blisfully happy! Our days were spent walking on the beach, making snow angels in the park, romantic meals by the fireside.

It all went horribly wrong though, completely out of the blue, he told me he had fallen for somebody else. After much begging for him to tell me who she is, it turned out to be the brussel sprout lying in the vegetable crisper in my fridge.

It took me a long time to get over him, but I think I finally have.

[4getmenot]

yes in my past life when I was a runner bean, I tell you what that carrot used to make me green with envy, eventually he ran off with the cake and had little baby carrot cakes

[ChuckFickens]

it wasn't one of those Chantenay carrot's was it, they are all the bloody same those ones, they use and abuse and then walk away without a care in the world!!

[Lakitu]

Yes it was, Chuck :(

[logic]

Ah Lakitu, what a wonderful, but heart breaking story,

I hope you meet a nice parsnip someday.

[888sally888]

Sweet potatoes are usually faithful I have found.

[4getmenot]

he didnt fall for a cake too did he. :-(

[ChuckFickens]

awwww, poor you, you should have gone for a nice Juwarot they are much more faithful.

didn't really just google carrot varieties

[Hitler]

lakitu that is a very heart fealt story. I am here sat at my desk with tears welling up uin my eyes. I was in a very similar situation. But I first laid my eyes on my sweet angel outside boots the chemist. she must have fallen out of someones bag and been kicked around the pavement . When I first saw her she was bruised and her littles beautiful face was creased in pain. I picked her up as soon as I saw her and quickly took her home and started to nurse her back to health. I gave her a wash and put her to bed and stayed by her side kissing and stroking her until she came round. But when she finally opened her beautiful mouth dissaster struck.
it turned out to be a male carrot so i used it in the sunday roast.

[Lakitu]

I know, logic, do you thinkI should write a book about it? I'll pass it off as fiction and change the names to protect the innocent, but I feel I could make a small fortune out of my tale of woe.

Thank you, Sally, I've been ever so lonely since, so maybe a sweet potatoe will be just the tonic I need. I hope he lives up to his sweet name.

4get, no he didn't fall for a cake, I found out last week that carrot and brussel had babies

http://www.cybertiques.com/green%20carrot.jpg

:'(

[logic]

heh heh heh

[Lakitu]

Awwwww, you were SO close to your perfect happy ending too

[4getmenot]

Oh hitler heres the difference if it happens again

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/carro t-man-and-woman.jpg

[Lakitu]

You think he would have noticed it before eh, 4get :0/

[Lakitu]

lucky lady carrot!

[logic]

<b? lakitu theyre raddishes,
no wonder you didn't hit it off.

[Lakitu]

That's the offspring of brussel sprout and carrot, they must have adopted, which isn't really surprising given the size of carrot's appendage - if I was a sprout, I wouldn't let him near me either!

[joggerjayne]

thinks: you can tell it's Monday !!

[Lakitu]

Anything instead of working, Jayne LOL

[joggerjayne]

Well, yes. Quite.

puts the kettle on AGAIN