Patrick O'Riley spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
You don't like Irish jokes, ellie? How about a couple of German ones?
1. Mummy, Mummy, I don't want to go to the USA! (Shut up, and keep swimming.)
2. What is 30 feet long, moves at 50 miles an hour, and smells of chips? (A coach full of Belgian tourists.)
Rhys Pugh spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A newfie walks into a lumber yard and says, "I's building an 'ouse bye' and needs me some a dat der too be far" The clerks says "You mean 2 by 4?", the newfie says "Yes bye', dat's da stuff." The clerks asks "Well how long do you need it?" The newfie responds "Well bye', I's buildin an 'ouse wit it so I's gonna need it for awhile.
A chap buys a castle and is, very proudly, showing it off to his mate. They're walking round the battlements and he keeps leaning over the wall and shouting "Green side up". After a while his mate asks him why he keeps shouting over the wall. "I've got a load of Irishmen laying turves" is the reply.