21St Century Problem

[sunny-dave]

My nephew (nice lad, beard, metrosexual) has been in town for a conference - so we've been out for a pint - or actuallly a mojito in his case.

He was regaling me with his latest "relationship destroying faux pas" (he's had a few) - apparently using your girlfriend's rabbit to stir the bechamel sauce is not acceptable in polite society ...

... even if it switching it on does remove the lumps ...

[Mamyalynne]

David!! Noooooo.

[anneasquith]

NB. No animal was injured in this cooking !!!!!

[Tilly2]

I think you should inform the RSPCA!

[wolf63]

I don't have an answer to that

[aelmpvw]

i do but it would only be removed ...

[Baldric]

"The Duracell Bunny"

[Buenchico]

Your nephew should stick to playing video games. The ones where it helps if you can keep pressing the button really quickly . . .

[murraymints]

EEK!

[melv16]

I'm picking up good vibrations. The rabbit won't be giving excitations;-)

[Tilly2]

No it won't, covered in bechamel sauce! Poor little bunny.

[DTCwordfan]

come again there, dave......

[melv16]

Tilly, there's me thinking you are a prim and proper retired teacher, who starches her nickers ;-)

[Tilly2]

I am, and I do.

....and there's a 'K' missing!

[gness]

I once used a church minister's drill to make meringue......but this takes the biscuit!

[DTCwordfan]

that was the 1st world war acronym, - "Norwich, it's an idiomatic way of saying, 'nickers off ready when I come home.'"(Footlights - Eleanor Bron and Alan Bennett)

Bron - "Norwich is not spelt with a K, it's a 'N'"

Bennett - "Yes, that was the first thing that they taught us at Oxford."

[emmie]

a bunny or a umm toy.. makes a difference, neither would be considered helpful.

[DTCwordfan]

ummmm's toy, emmie, too much information for a Monday night......

[aelmpvw]

//I once used a church minister's drill to make meringue//
is that a euphemism?

[gness]

No, Ael....it is the truth!..... I was whisking meringue in his garden when the whisk blew up (well it went POP!).....so I got his drill from the shed....attached the beaters in a Heath Robinson sort of way.......and finished the meringue.......☺

[Barmaid]

I am more concerned about where their whisk is!