Are You Less Privileged?

[marval]

I have received an e-mail from a lady dying of cancer, her husband died five years ago.

She has chosen me to distribute her twenty-five million dollar wealth.

Let me know if you think you qualify.

I am so excited, it must be genuine surely?(lol)

[cupid04]

Lend me just a little one quarter million, do my needs ;-)

[marval]

Ok Cupid, you sound like a deserving cause.

[Tilly2]

I could do with a tenner, spent my last one today. Any hope?

[marval]

Only a tenner Tilly? I'll make it a hundred for you.

[Tilly2]

Oh, thank you Marval, Ten tenners, lovely.

[marval]

Enjoy, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

If you have anymore to spare, Marval, could I have some for our local dog rescue centre which is in a bit of financial trouble?

[marval]

Definitely, they deserve it. I hope a thousand pounds will help.

[Tilly2]

That would be (a) grand, Marval. Thank you.

[Tilly2]

You obviously can't give it away, Marval.

Let's share it between me, you and Cupid.

[marval]

Well Tilly, as you say nobody else seems to want it. So, I agree lets share it between us three.

[Barmaid]

I need a hit man. Reckons I can achieve this for about £30k, but then just in case I shall need plastic surgery and to leave the country. So a cool £1m should do it...... ;)

[Old_Geezer]

You need to claim it fast before the exchange rate improves again.

[marval]

Ok Barmaid, but I shall deny I know you to the police.

[marval]

Can I offer you some OG?

[Old_Geezer]

I have enough for my needs thanks.

[New Judge]

No doubt she wants your bank details so as to send you the £25m!?

I'll have mine in cash, please.

[marval]

OK New Judge, cash it shall be.

[marval]

Have to go now, please put any requests in, and I will think about them later.

[Patsy33]

I'm sure I qualify Marval. Need a few new things, like a face lift, nip and tuck, liposuction, you know, the usual stuff. Thanks my new bestest friend x