Ok, So Who....

[boxtops]

...sent off for the free samples of Tena Lady Pants that I received this morning, LOL ?

[gness]

Hah! You're complaining....I've had a free sample of Pampers nappies....☺

[boxtops]

LOL, that's for serious incontinence, tilly!

[Zacs-Master]

I sat down in a services wc to be confronted by an advert for Tena Men on the back of the door. Surely it's time to put yourself into a home if that's your problem?

[gness]

Tilly is going to be so delighted that you think she's incontinent!....☺

[marval]

They haven't offered them to me yet.

[Buenchico]

Oops! Sorry, Boxtops! Did I fill in your details on the form by mistake? They were meant for me (and, no, I'm not telling you why!)
;-)

[boxtops]

well, someone obviously thinks I've got a problem, too, gness! (Gness can always use the nappies for paint pads)

[Tilly2]

My scarves go round my neck, not in my bloomers!

[boxtops]

Chris, I should have known :-)

Zacs, not necessarily, there are young men with dribble problems, it doesn't just come with senility :-(

[frugalfred]

Aah, Newton's Fourth Law.

[anneasquith]

save them for the future, one never knows.................................

[Buenchico]

^^^I'm pleased to see that someone else knows Newton's 4th Law ;-)

[Tilly2]

Can I just reiterate that I am not incontinent! Could someone acknowledge that please. Thank you.

[Zacs-Master]

Newtons fourth law
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newton%27s_fourth_law

[tonyav]

Acknowledged, Yilly.

Newtons fourth law. Loose motion can never be done in slow motion !.

[Buenchico]

Z-M:
I strongly suspect that's NOT the version of Newton's 4th Law that FrugalFred was referring to! (It's certainly not the one that I know!)

[Zacs-Master]

He he.

[Buenchico]

Oh, come on guys! Newton's 4th Law of Motion (as quoted in university rag mags, throughout the country, for several decades) is most definitely this:

"However much you shake it, the last drop always goes down your leg"

[Zacs-Master]

Especially when wearing light coloured pants.

[Buenchico]

It's not just the last drop then, Z-M ;-)