I've Just Done 'a Gness'

[Tilly2]

I have just made a balsamic dressing for a salad and didn't put the top on the jar properly before I shook it. Consequently, I have a salad with a big dollop of dressing in the middle.

I thought to myself, 'This is the sort of thing gness would do. I've just done 'a gness.' Sorry, gness.

[shoota]

Can you not now toss the salad?

[Tilly2]

tossed.

[shoota]

Successfully?

[Tilly2]

............but not necessarily emulsified.

[jno]

in the spin dryer?

[carrust]

oooooerrrrrrrrrrrr missus ;-)

[shoota]

Are you suggesting G is a Salads Chef?

[Tilly2]

Oh, I wish you'd said earlier, jno!

[shoota]

That should have read 'to55er'
Lol

[jim360]

I came to this thread expecting you to report some generous and kind-hearted deed. Possibly involving an electric bike. I am sorely disappointed.

[Psybbo]

Gness dressing a salad? Tilly no way

[jno]

you could have thrown in any T-shirts you wanted given a tie-died look

[gness]

Thank you, Jim.......xxx

Why would you dress a salad...unless it's with lace and beads and frilly stuff... you should see the Christmas cake I'm decorating.....yes I know it's late.. but don't you just love squishing the marzipan......then faffing with the feathers and ribbons....and little black snowmen.....☺

[jno]

it's becoming hard to see you "gness" and "dressing" could appear in the same sentence, unless delivered by Russell Brand.

[jim360]

Never let it be said that I pass up an opportunity to ride gallantly to your defence gness.

[gness]

The bicycle or the horse?.....A horse would be really gallant.....☺

[jim360]

Oh, a horse, of course... *rushes off to buy horse and hide bike*

[gness]

Hope he buys a black horse......so romantic....and plumes.....☺

[sunny-dave]

Get a room (preferable near A&E) you two ...

[jno]

sounds like the beginnings of a stable relationship