pork chops and egg and chips

[mccfluff]

so i took the pork out this morning, bought pak choi on the way in. intending to do pork in hoi sin

now i want egg and chips

so how do i turn two pork chops and a bag of pak choi into egg and chips???

[albaqwerty]

Have the chops and pak choi tomorrow night and make egg and chips tonight.

[mccfluff]

you're being to sensible alba :-)

i was goign to make chips out of the pak choi stems, was having trouble with turning pork into egg tho :-)

[albaqwerty]

Pop over the the R&S section, I dread to think what answers you'd get over there tho!!!

[rowanwitch]

Swap for 2 loaves and five fishes I expect

[mccfluff]

i can do magic :-)

i've run out of essesnce of ovulating blood worm though

[rowanwitch]

Use cochineal if you have any left from the red velvet cake

[albaqwerty]

I knew there was something I'd forgotten to put on my shopping list...

[mccfluff]

its an essential ingrediant

i might cut the pork chops into rounds and get the jaffa out of a jaffa cake and put that in the middle

i'm a genius

[sunny-dave]

Heston Blumenfluff ;+)