Great to see you salla.
Here is an update on the gossip:
1. Sqad is still pining for you and at his club he now drinks bromide & tonic.
2. Zacs is too modest to mention that his establishment has just won Brothel of the Year
3. tonyav is currently helping the Police with their enquiries over a herd of stolen goats
4. The Builder is still my first reserve should the position of Mr O become vacant
5. Craft is still shrinking. She has given up being a table tennis umpire and is now the offical UK umpire for limbo dancing.
6. Boo still scoffs all the cake
There is more....much more...but I couldn't handle all the libel claims and don't want to find a severed horses head at the foot of my bed.