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Patsy33 | 11:28 Fri 30th Dec 2016 | Jokes
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Therapist said: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"
Me: "Can't say I do."
Therapist: "That's one of them.":)
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That joke doesn't have much of a ring to it.

Can't say I've heard it before.
11:33 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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He has trouble saying the day in middle of week. All he can manage is nesday.....
11:36 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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Need to alter your outlook?
11:36 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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Therapist said ,"Aisle say no more"...
11:37 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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Need to groom him a tad more
11:39 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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Seems to be a bridle problem here.
11:49 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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OK, I'll say it, Aisle, Altar Hymn, the bride's creed.
12:42 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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re the marriage phobia ... have a word with the vicar's assistant, he'll curate


12:45 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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Therapist, "Do you think you'll always have a phobia about marriage?" Me. "I will" Therapist, "Oh, there's another one!"..
13:21 Fri 30th Dec 2016

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