Stopping Stubble Rash?

[sunshine sam]

I wear a stubble/short beard on my face. Although my girlfriend likes the look we find that it causes her stubble rash around the private areas which is a problem. Does anybody know how to reduce this? Can you soften the beard/stubble?

[Black Noir]

You could get her to wear cycling shorts with a hole cut in the front or put a few strips of packing tape on each inner thigh?

Or you could ask her to shave to avoid the fuzzy felt effect :)

[Kinetic]

Rub it with wild mustard and rats liver doused in diesel.
Works every time!

[Homer55]

try conditioner, this seems to work!!!

Or get her to moisturise after

[Doc Spock]

Could be worse, my sister married a gypsy and developed a green rash inside her thighs. She went to Docs, he said " is your husband a gypsy", " yes" she said.

The Doc said to tell him his earings were not real gold.

[Black Noir]

Or you could always use a wet sponge on a stick, that way you wont end up smelling like a bucket of haddock either?

[mccfluff]

LMAO at the last one doc ;-)

[888sally888]

wow - you have all made me laugh on a bleak and rainy Tuesday!!

[Doc Spock]

Best not go into the Japanese motor cyles or Irish airline.

[snug]

My beard is quite long, shampoo'd regularly and I have no trouble. Except when she forgets to shave and we get tangled together, rather like 2 blacking brushes.

[gleaveyweave]

Sorry, just had to say, pmsl at this thread, if my kids wake up i'll blame you lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!