office Cleaner

[ClinkatyClank]

Has anyone of you lads ever fancied a cleaner ? We got a new cleaner in the office, she's friggin hot ! I never expected to fancy a cleaner :p

[lcg]

why? are they 'unclean', or something?!

[ClinkatyClank]

Nah, i think it was her first day today cos i never seen her before. Caribbean beauty..

[katdarn79]

Why wouldnt you ever expect to fancy a cleaner?

[ChuckFickens]

Do you think cleaners are below you in some way then?

[katdarn79]

Sounds like it to me!

[Old_Geezer]

Never fancied my Hoover, although it allegedly performs a good errr. clean up job.

[Mosaic]

Make the first approach, clunky, she happen fancies a bit o' rough.

[ClinkatyClank]

Not very common for a guy to fancy a cleaner, usually a colleague, friend, etc..

[katdarn79]

I class our cleaner as a colleague! Dont you?

[Mosaic]

Oh, you're only stacking up trouble for the future if you choose an uppity brdie. A cleaner will know her place and be endlessly grateful for the elevation you provided to polite society.
You might have to learn her to talk proper though.
But you'll also have to teach an uppity bride how to bottom a room properly.

[cathfromsaron]

snobbish and sexist eh? don't play hard to get!

[Happy_Jon]

Strange person you are :(

[Happy_Jon]

You are an undesirable person - I hope that the cleaner thinks that you're an egotistical pXXXk :(

[EcclesCake]

I cannot believe you've got to ~30 and hold such a narrow minded attitude.

[owdhamer]

she scrubs up well then

[sherrardk]

You sound like you have got your head right up your arse - 'not very common for a guy to fancy a cleaner ...'. Do you imagine all the lady cleaners of the land to be single?

[Toes]

Actually she's studying nuclear physics, at the local UNI and is way out of your league man.

[Canary42]

Yes, I have - unfortunately far too young for me.

[pizza]

lol hope u think carefully about your next post x
so love the youth of today x

[boxtops]

That's a very sweeping statement - I know a highly qualified person who is doing cleaning because it's the only job she can get. Don't make assumptions!