The Big Controversial Thursday Lunchtime Mass Debate

[bobjugs12]

Farting in bed.

Should you sniff under the duvet afterwards, or would you pull the quilt up over your partners head so they can do you dirty work for you?
Would you be proud of something that actually makes your eyes water?
Is it ever acceptable to drop your guts mid-session?

Discuss
xx

[Bbbananas]

I must not or will not partake of this discussion,,,, as I will be chastised by sqad.

[bobjugs12]

Man up salla, sqads a big girl!! Now dry your eyes princess and get on with your answer!

[mccfluff]

you disgust me

[Dris]

No discussion necessary from me -yes to each !!
Silent and proud :)

[bobjugs12]

Fluffy, why do I disgust you? Is it because I have uncovered your secret new fetish? Have you started partaking in the occaisional air-biscuit whilst 'on the job'; or is it worse than that? Are you a regular Boston Steamer?

[Sqad]

No! no! please save me from yet another "passing wind " thread.

What is the fascination?

[mccfluff]

oi sh!tbag as if i would ever be so rude.

talking of which fatboy let out a ripper this morning, i think it was intentional as i was refusing to get up and make him coffee

[bobjugs12]

Sqad, 'guffing' is an ancient, instinctive pastime; that has amused people since we first climbed down from the trees.
If you want to go against nature and all that is right, go right ahead. However, don't stiffle my right to fart wherever and whenever I want!

[lumination]

funny how this came about. was lying in bed last night and after telling my boyfriend that farting and holding someone under the covers was called a dutch oven a few days ago, he suddenly thought he would give it a go.
for a good 10 minutes it felt like i was eating his fart lol it was horrific.

[Bbbananas]

Ok then vibes, and bob -

I would never wish to smell someone else's odour, but I don't mind my own. As I sleep on my own most nights, I have the freedom to let rip willy-nilly and often break into giggles at a particularly loud or harmonious one. I often think "Wow - Lil would have wet herself at that one...."

Yes.

Never. Or at least you should try very hard not to - but mishaps and squeaks do happen I'm afraid. So long as it is not intentional.

[McMouse]

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

[Bbbananas]

I would not have ventured down that area again.... ever.

[bobjugs12]

Salla, she didn't lol

[lumination]

i dont blame the poor woman!

[craft1948]

Farting in the bath makes me giggle.....

[bobjugs12]

Craft, it's not farting in the bath. It's actually a home-made jacuzzi

[supersuezy24]

Bobjugs...congrats, you've just turned me off my lunch with your post about your ex wife!!

[Bbbananas]

It's almost as bad as someone vomiting over you.

Given the choice between the two, I would opt for the fart. Because being vomited over would make me vomit. But I would not be happy.

[anneasquith]

its disgusting, i hope your joking ?