shorts and legs

[joggerjayne]

What's the deal here ?

Hot guys, with tanned, muscular legs, and great butts ...

... are walking round the town in board shorts and cargo shorts ... all below the knee.

The old men (who have probably strayed here from Hove, or Eastbourne) who have pasty, wrinkly, veiny, knobbly legs ... the sort that put you off your lunch ...

... are wandering around in things that look like hot pants !!

It's all so wrong.

[redman41]

Are you scanning the Talent with Binoculars JJ ? ;-0

[joggerjayne]

I checked it out this morning, when I went for my papers, redman.

[NoMercy]

Let me know next time, JJ, I could have done with a stroll down to the paper shop ;-)

[redman41]

I can visualise it now, older guys with short shorts, handkerchief with knots tied around head, colostomy bag and Ice cream cone dripping all over them. Sex on legs ! lol

[jackthehat]

We tend to get a lot of fat people here............
It's often difficult to decide whether the things that they are wearing would actually look half-way decent on 'normal-sized' folks.............

[joggerjayne]

I feel queasy !

[joggerjayne]

Maybe if the oldies didn't have their shorts hitched up to "Simon Cowell level" they would actually be a normal length !!

[redman41]

The joys of summer JJ ! Roll on the World Cup.....

[joggerjayne]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[bob57]

next time JJ wear a set of blinkers and sunglasses to avoid being queazy at the sight of the oldies and their unsightly bodies

[joggerjayne]

I might, Bob.

I think people should realise when they just look all wrong.

Most of us know which bits to flash, and which bits to stash !

[merciasounds]

You should have seen some of the sights I saw yesterday in the supermarket...this woman who looked like the Michelin-man's sister had tried (and failed miserably i hasten to add) to cram herself into a little - and I DO mean little sun top...it must have been a size 10, and although she may think she was a size 10, a size 26-30 would have fitteed her better...it was in tee shirt material, fair play to the stitching that was (just) holding it together, put together with low-slung jeans it looked terrible!

[joggerjayne]

The "souffle" look !

[joggerjayne]

Not just muffin tops ...

muffin tops, middle, bottom ... EVERYTHING !!

[MissCommando]

lol - you're spot on. I also hate it when large women wear tight sun dresses and no bra - that's very wrong.
I'm just about to pop down to Asda, bound to be some sights in there - wish me luck!

[redman41]

Happy viewing all of you ! lol

[AlBags]

Overweight ladies out shopping in town, wearing cheap thin black New Look leggings when you can clearly see their knickers or thong underneath.
Get a grip ladies!

[AlBags]

I think there are two things going on ..
The fashion brigade are into 2ft long surfer shorts thinking of image.
The oldies are into "Don't care, will wear what I was wearing 20 years ago, which is still in the draw".

[brenda]

What must it be like to perfect ??????

[craft1948]

Don't know if I'm classed as an oldie but I can definitely say that none of my clothes are 20 years old..............