London Drinker (Volume 46,No. 2)
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middle aged men complex
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heres something ive never been able to fathom. Why do i have a middle aged men complex? I cant stand them!? I hate them!? I despise them!? With their stupid suits and ties and ***** tucked in and nicely pressed trousers and boring lives with their jobs that they think are important that are actually meaingless. Their nice clean cars they pride more than life itself. The way they cross their legs and eat crisps like they do in the adverts. I hate them. I hate them when they talk about nothing other than work all the time. Or cheap offers. Or complain about managers. Or whine and moan about insurance.
Its not like its a pet hate. Its a hatred with passion. I recognise that out of work their probably decent guys who might be a laugh to hang around with. But other than that i feel i just wanna punch them! I feel like just going up to them and shouting violent aggressive abuse at them. Now thats not normal...so any psychologists about? why do you think i think this way? Obviously im not normal but i knew that anyway.
Its not like its a pet hate. Its a hatred with passion. I recognise that out of work their probably decent guys who might be a laugh to hang around with. But other than that i feel i just wanna punch them! I feel like just going up to them and shouting violent aggressive abuse at them. Now thats not normal...so any psychologists about? why do you think i think this way? Obviously im not normal but i knew that anyway.
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I don't know how old you are or what you do for a living but you sound a little like my husbands ex best friend - still doing part time work at 30, living in a crappy small flat, travelling by bus and mistakenly proud of himself because at least he hasn't ' sold out'!
Maybe you're so angry with them because you feel like they're part of a little group that have left you behind or you're on the offensive because you feel they're mocking you and your lifestyle. Or maybe you're just a psycho
Maybe you're so angry with them because you feel like they're part of a little group that have left you behind or you're on the offensive because you feel they're mocking you and your lifestyle. Or maybe you're just a psycho
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Ah, you mean he's noticed the little paunch hanging over his trendy jeans and that when he brushes his hair he has to start a little further back each time? But it's ok, if he wears those jeans with a nice shirt and maybe a blazer it'll look good and surely if he just brushes that bit of hair over then nobody will notice the thinning part... aaaarrrgggghhh!
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Dannyday - kin danny gay more like!
I'm middle aged, you sound like the sort of little pip squeak tw&t who think he's hard because he drinks neat shandy and drives Piaggio scooter. Tell you what , let's go out for a pint and see who falls over first. Tell you what you can have the first punch, you wouldn't last 5 seconds, in fact I know an old bloke of 75 and you would last fcuking 3 seconds against him! what a prepubescent snotty little fa66ot!
I'm middle aged, you sound like the sort of little pip squeak tw&t who think he's hard because he drinks neat shandy and drives Piaggio scooter. Tell you what , let's go out for a pint and see who falls over first. Tell you what you can have the first punch, you wouldn't last 5 seconds, in fact I know an old bloke of 75 and you would last fcuking 3 seconds against him! what a prepubescent snotty little fa66ot!
haha! these answers make me laugh! no im not in denial! I think daffy has it right - i just dont want to be become one of them myself. Im not jelous in the slightest! Jelous!? As if! Being a middle ages balding business man is not something i aspire to be! Puh-lease! and geezer hahahaaha! firstly, danny gay, get a life you sad b@stard, how many times have i heard that? If your going to diss my name please use something original, frickin 5 year olds can come up with better than that! i feel sorry for you for even thinking it let alone typing it. secondly, your wrong, i dont drive a scooter and i know for a fact im not "hard" at all. Jesus, are people still talking that high school crap about whos harder than who. and your right, i wouldnt last 5 seconds, i would snap in half like a twig mate! I cant stomach my drink at all i know that. Still, i can type this in the knowledge that you dont know who i am, you dont know me, you never will, and really, i have absolutley NO reason to justify my thoughts and actions to someone like you. Plus, i dont care what you think, your just a typed response. lol :P prepubesant f@ggot! hahaha! ohhhh name calling! Excuse me whilst i tremble at your awsome power! Yeah right.
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Ok so we have a streak of chicken sh1t, threatening to punch people because they have the temerity if get to middle age, mmm Fair enough, the funny thing is you'll be there too some day but I suspect you'll be sitting on a bench homeless wondering what went wrong, "ok I hated any form of conformity so I didn't bother!, and would you believe it I'm bloody going bald now".
Ok so I conformed a bit I got a carreer and I got myself in a position to afford to do things I really want. Tell you what though, I ride san R1 to work, I don't wear a suit, and belive it or not I have a full head of hair, oh and my car is not at all shiny.
I just think that if you continue with your attitude you'll turn into one of those middle age beggar types hanging around out side my office drinking white lightening.
Here's a free bit of Geezer wisdom: The more you know the more you know you don't know. Guess what, that works in reverse too.
No where to go? Plenty to go mate plenty!
Ok so I conformed a bit I got a carreer and I got myself in a position to afford to do things I really want. Tell you what though, I ride san R1 to work, I don't wear a suit, and belive it or not I have a full head of hair, oh and my car is not at all shiny.
I just think that if you continue with your attitude you'll turn into one of those middle age beggar types hanging around out side my office drinking white lightening.
Here's a free bit of Geezer wisdom: The more you know the more you know you don't know. Guess what, that works in reverse too.
No where to go? Plenty to go mate plenty!
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Ah danny....ur fighting the system and straits we're all subject too. Keep rebelling but remember rebels have to find their own way as dont want help.
Ur still a cub in the pride.....but keep thinking independantly as that's what makes king of the pride. Ur observing the adult males and dont like wot u see......you do have vision.
Ur still a cub in the pride.....but keep thinking independantly as that's what makes king of the pride. Ur observing the adult males and dont like wot u see......you do have vision.
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As a middle aged suit wearing man, I have some points.
With their stupid suits and ties and ***** tucked in and nicely pressed trousers and boring lives with their jobs that they think are important that are actually meaningless.
My job is exciting and has meaning. I work in an environment where my job serves to help communities, educators, homebuyers, cultural establishments (museums, art galleries, archaeological remains etc), the rail, road and air industry so that you can travel about easily, and the health sector for your health centres and hospitals. The job is fulfilling and every day is different. I wear an expensive suit and tie, as I take pride in my appearance and wish to convey my professionalism to those that need an authoritive approach. On some days, I wear jeans and trainers, depending on the people I meet.
Their nice clean cars they pride more than life itself.
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With their stupid suits and ties and ***** tucked in and nicely pressed trousers and boring lives with their jobs that they think are important that are actually meaningless.
My job is exciting and has meaning. I work in an environment where my job serves to help communities, educators, homebuyers, cultural establishments (museums, art galleries, archaeological remains etc), the rail, road and air industry so that you can travel about easily, and the health sector for your health centres and hospitals. The job is fulfilling and every day is different. I wear an expensive suit and tie, as I take pride in my appearance and wish to convey my professionalism to those that need an authoritive approach. On some days, I wear jeans and trainers, depending on the people I meet.
Their nice clean cars they pride more than life itself.
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I have a lovely car and so does my wife. The job affords us nice luxury cars which I have earned. I do not pride them above anything else in my life and more often my car is a driveway ornament.
The way they cross their legs and eat crisps like they do in the adverts. I hate them. I hate them when they talk about nothing other than work all the time. Or cheap offers. Or complain about managers. Or whine and moan about insurance.
I may sit like that occasionally, usually out of respect for the people who do not wish to have my lunchbox thrust at them or my nobbly knees invading their space. I hardly ever talk about work outside of work, unless someone asks about it. I am a manager, why would I complain about myself? Everyone moans about insurance, don�t they?
I recognise that out of work their probably decent guys who might be a laugh to hang around with.
This works both ways, you don�t sound like a laugh, or someone to hang around with. Quite possibly you are indecent. I am happy with my life and am willing to share and spread that happiness. Are you?
All in all, if you hate me for what I am, then who really gives a stuff apart from you?
The way they cross their legs and eat crisps like they do in the adverts. I hate them. I hate them when they talk about nothing other than work all the time. Or cheap offers. Or complain about managers. Or whine and moan about insurance.
I may sit like that occasionally, usually out of respect for the people who do not wish to have my lunchbox thrust at them or my nobbly knees invading their space. I hardly ever talk about work outside of work, unless someone asks about it. I am a manager, why would I complain about myself? Everyone moans about insurance, don�t they?
I recognise that out of work their probably decent guys who might be a laugh to hang around with.
This works both ways, you don�t sound like a laugh, or someone to hang around with. Quite possibly you are indecent. I am happy with my life and am willing to share and spread that happiness. Are you?
All in all, if you hate me for what I am, then who really gives a stuff apart from you?
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