losing a body part

[bobtheturkey]

if you were offered 2 million 458 thousand 589 pounds and 57 pence to have your left little finger removed by a voraciously hungry ferret would you accept?

[dot.hawkes]

no but i would offer someone 10 K to do it for me, oh, and west sussex

[cazzz1975]

of course I would, I would have to be blind drunk though, 2 mill doesnt get you much these days but its good for a days pay

[Pippa68]

If I were put under sedation, yes.

If I wasn't allowed drugs I would have to ask for a rolled up towel to bite on.

[bigmamma]

No way !!! I get the collywobbles even thinking about it :-0

[Katie~77]

No way!!! I hate ferrets.x

[Katie~77]

Ooooooh sorry..........................hello Bob, hope you are well!xxx

[bobtheturkey]

helloo katie how are you im good what have you been up to

[toonmilo]

Bump it up to 2 and a half million and you've got a deal! How soon can it be done?
How long does it take a ferret to learn how to use a hacksaw?
Will he want Fries with it?
Can i keep the bone and frame it?

[Katie~77]

Oh, you know, this and that.x

[iheartruby]

HELL NO but I would for 2 million 458 thousand 599 tho.

[RATTER15]

I once owned 46 ferrets and they all lived in my back garden as I ran a ferret rescue service. One did try chewing my finger off and it don't half fu##ing urt!!!!!

[Tizzybudd]

Dot - have I missed something in my local paper - do you now own West Sussex - should i be paying you rent???

Tizzy

[aka pixi]

I would definitely accept the offer!!! I almost had my left ring finger removed by a hungry vicious ferret when I was 2 and that was a freebie lol

[baden-baden]

Only if ferret was a qualified surgeon. (Dot - please don't give West Sussex as this would include me !!)

B-B