random injury. Whats the most bizarre injury you have sustained?

[Floella]

I'm asking because I got hit on the foot last night by a dart, it punctured the little toe on my left foot, made it bleed at the time. This morning my toe is bruised and it really hurts to walk. My shoe is pressing on it making me limp, but I'm going to feel such an idiot when someone asks me why Im limping.

[4getmenot]

I was stabbed in the head with a pencil when I was at school. Only thing was it was right on my mole and never stopped bleeding through the whole of the science lesson

[Floella]

That sounds painful 4get. I had a mole torn off in a scrap when I was at school. I thought I was going to bleed to death. Scared the girl that did it too. Hee Hee.

[4getmenot]

pah it was nothing I stabbed the girl in the hand with my compass after :-) Thing is when it grew back it turned white and I now have a nubbin on my head

[Goodsoulette]

I was working in a bar and rushed through the well work hatch and it felt like someone had stabbed me in the arse. I looked down to see inches of wood stuck through my skirt. I had brushed against a huge splinter of wood and it had impailed into me. I pulled it out and a good inch if it had been in me. It was only a couple of days later I realised that there was more inside and had to go to hospital to have it removed. There was another 2 inches buried an inch in.

Muy brother deliberately stuck me with a dart in the thigh and then threw a padlock at my head.

[hayley2956]

4get, lilly allen has a nubbin! did u c it on the friday night project??

[Floella]

Nice brother Goody, glad I've only got younger sisters.

[Goodsoulette]

I make myself sound hard done by, he got it back plenty. In fact I hated him from the minute he was born so I probably started it all.

[4getmenot]

yes I did.

[redcrx]

my brother stabbed me in the wrist with a fork when arguing with 4get when we were kids.

I still have the scar and the memory of his face when i told mum he'd cut my wrist lol

[beryllium]

I ripped half my thumb nail off last night :-( as I tried to catch the foil falling out of the kitchen cupboard. It's a big catering box with very sharp cutting edges.....
Lots of blood now under whats left of my nail.....

[warpig3]

GS your brother sounds like mine and I have the scars to prove it. Once when we were on holiday, standing at the edge of the Cliffs of Mohr, he did this massive 'green' gob and spat it over the edge, sadly the wind caught it and tossed it back, right into my mouth. Not a ramdom injury but I was smotionally scarred for life.

[B00]

I slipped on a frozen puddle when 6 or 7 and broke my arm.

Mucking out my horse at 13 with my friend, she accidently jabbed me with a pitchfork on my forehead, I've still got the scar and a tiny lump (?)

[4getmenot]

I've got a scar just to side of my bits where I ironed in my pants once and leant the iron on my hip. So So Stupid. I also cut all down my arms when I got stuck in a skirt once in top shop which I thought was a dress. :-(

[cockroach]

When I was post girl at a newspaper I was leaning over the horrid folding machine trying to fix it & part of it shut on my bob & squashed my nipple. In front of one of the office blokes.!!
Also a 4 years ago i stabbed myself in the leg with a pearing knife whilst trying to cut a tie of a fire guard & ended up in A&E .:(

[4getmenot]

I also have had various burns from nipping skin on my head with my hair straighteners. Oh and a mate of mine broke her arm while bungying. Thing is it was a home made bungie which consisted of standing on top of a big mud mound a stick and a piece of rope tied round her middle. Wasnt even elastic rope. Was so funny to watch her throw herself off though.

[Black Noir]

I broke my collar bone at school showing off doing the high jump, I tried to impress everyone with my fosbery flip and missed the mat and landed in a heap on the playground!

I also stabbed my foot whilst peeling an orange, when I dropped the litle knife I was using and it went between the gap in my Jesus sandal (it was the 80'S) and stood upright!

[Floella]

My God 4get you are not safe to be let out. How accident prone are you.


Warpig, I would have pushed him off the cliff. How gross!! Yeurgh!!

[Floella]

I can't keep up with all these brilliant tales. Award yourselves **** each.

[4getmenot]

thats the thing am very accident prone, redcrx knows. But have never once been in hospital not even to be born. I just get myself in silly situations. when redcrx got stabbed with fork she was saving my eyes as thats what my bro was going for. I could have been blind if it wasnt for her. xx

ha ha I had to re-write that sentence above because I looked and it said I could have been blond if it wasnt for her. :-) lol sometimes I make myself laugh