oooh, coffee, black please, no sugar.
If it gets too sore, go have a coffee somewhere quiet ;-)
Made my fil chuckle like mad yesters, he has hossie appointment on 11th, told him not to go for a bath the night before.
Asked him if the dimples had moved from his botty, he said he's sure the dimples are still there.
Told him that was a question I never, ever thought I'd ask my fil.