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I Have Been To The Pub ...
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Me an a pal in the local last week discussing how long females used to make you wait for their favours when we were young. Seizing the moment we decided to ask the young barmaid how long shed made her boyfriend wait. 'Oh well....we did it and then we started going out about a week later'. How times have changed.
My doctor asked me why I was there to see him. I stood up, dropped my troos and pulled out my red raw, blood-soaked member.
He said, " You been having a lot of sex?"
I said, " Doc, I haven't had sex for over a year."
He said, " So why the hell does it look like that?"
I said, " After that long mate, wouldn't you be banging your head against a pub wall?"