if you were to die, what would be the last message you tell your loved ones?

[01mpatel]

(it can be as short or long as you want) Thank You

[codswallop]

I was given that question on a pre-retirement course and similar answers were given as above.The lecturer said why wait till you're dieing,tell them all now!!!!

[Clanad]

... you're.... standing... on my oxygen tube!"

[Krausse]

What was that all about ? (Alfie !) PS - Alfie is my imaginary friend !

[FredPuli43]

There's to be no squabbling over my money. I have spent it all.

[SpikeyBush]

At last some peace and quiet. Now bugger off and clear the garden of the dog's turds and empty the cat's dirtbox yourself instead of expecting muggins here to do it.

[baza]

don't forget what I told you, "always stand on a wet surface when changing a light bulb".

[moonraker558]

Lend us a few quid.

[birdie1971]

To the religious I would say don't waste your breath saying a prayer for me. I can't hear you and I really don't want you wasting your very precious time on earth mawkishly appealing to a non-existent god for my non-existent eternal soul to be either saved (or even damned). Stop fooling yourselves that you can survive your own demise. Death is a part of life. We're here and then we're gone. We get one go to experience consciousness and reality. Don't waste your one shot by squandering it praying and wishing for another life after you drop dead in this one and only reality.

Mark Twain said it best when he was asked if he feared death. He said, “... I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

[baza]

always look on the bright side of life dedum dedum dedum ^^^^

[birdie1971]

Life's a piece of s**t when you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

[Mammar]

I shall know I'm really dying if my youngest daughter is at my bedside trying to prise my engagement ring off my finger.
In that case, I shall probably say "put a bit of Fairy liquid on it - it'll come off easier".

[dickythecook]

See you in three days

[chris1957au]

See you all soon enough

[stewey]

Well, all of you gathered around, it appears that, as someone once said I am about to leave this mortal coil. Therefore, I shall inform you that the wall-safe is empty, and the great riches are now ensconced in the RBC bank in Grand Cayman. The account number is...arrgh.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Don't forget to ring HR and tell them i'm not coming in

[berniecuddles]

thank fcuk for that!
and good luck to the rest of ya!