Sqad - where the bl00dy hell are you....

[Bbbananas]

... I want your opinion and thoughts on prostatic massage.

Love, your Little Ever Ready Battery Sally Bananas xxx

[pericat]

here here

[craft1948]

I miss his bedside manner.............

[rinkins]

When did he disappear?

He's not down the back of your sofa is he salla?

[Bbbananas]

They were the only manners he had...
which is what I liked about him !

[albaqwerty]

monday I think rinks
Had a difference of opinion with another poster

[Bbbananas]

He could be down my crack rins - it's a big one. I'll have a look >>>>>>>

[pericat]

We could hold a séance - does that work for the living

[Bbbananas]

Old Scrote !! If that doesn't bring him out, nothing will.

Come on sqad - my little finger is a-beckoning >>>>>>> Come hither.

[redman41]

Mrs.Squad has probably confiscated his Laptop 'cos he peed on her Lantanas !

[Bbbananas]

Someone on FB earlier today said that she thought he'd been mauled by his new pussy.

I can categorically state I have not touched the guy for weeks..... :-)

[Bobbisox]

I like the man, who upset him?
I will have their guts for garters, so I will

[redman41]

On the other hand he could be on Tour with the 'LadyBoys of Bangkok'

[pericat]

maybe we could all post a heap of questions he just can't resist - if he's watching that is ??

[daffy654]

I suspect he has been lurking for the past week and muttering at his screen about how he has been wronged by the pwers that be.

*waves to Sqad*

[Bbbananas]

He wouldn't be able to resist coming on here for a daily peek.... he's that sort of a man.
I enticed him once - maybe I could do it again. For the good of the Nation or something like that...

[albaqwerty]

saw a posted reply from lazygun who sounded a touch like sqadlet, but if lazygun IS lazygun, my apologies

[pericat]

Give it what you've got salla. When I came back on AB in July I ordered him off my thread in B & S because of his 'bedside manner' but got to like the guy - he has a good sense of humour.

[rinkins]

Go on salla work your magic

He's not hiding in sports AB is he?

[daffy654]

He does have a good sense of humour but i'm not sure I would 100% trust his medical advice

if that doesn't bring him out of hiding,nothing will!!!