women and farting

[legend760]

talking about sprouts i just remembered an ex of mine was mad on sprouts.
and it always added a colour to the air as her farts let rip.

funny thing is.
women make out they dont fart.
now us guys know they drop ac few right mingers.
especially when pregnant and on these weird cravings.
tuna , pickles , bananas and sprouts.

now tell me thats not fart ammunition.
so ladies.
you gonna own up?
or you still in denial?

[daffy654]

Of course we fart,we just don't make a performance out of it like men do.

[Hu Flung Dun]

Loud and proud but sometimes silent and violent. So there i have owned up.

[legend760]

i love the innocent look.

followed bythe attack.
well you do it all the time !!

yes dear but mine doesnt smell like a dead dog thats rotted in a sewer for 2 weeks.

mingin bints lol : - )

[simbaben]

im female and im proud of my farts, i can do some right hooters but they only smell of perfume!!

[whiffey]

I'm having 30 sprouts tonight with Fox's chilli sauce.

[Hu Flung Dun]

Sprouts and chilli, well there goes the ozone layer!

[kp nonuts]

Get me owt denial as I am drowning in de river

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vt6R77eGx8xM

huiiuoi

[skyep]

Absolutely funny!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v0uxWWZ9pn0M&rel=1

manusia

[kp nonuts]

Her you go leg an answer to your question about addiction when my u tube link did not work on there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vgaXnekDF5LU

jk

[whiffey]

Not so, HFD, it is a matter of acclimatisation. When I first had a mere jalfrezi I was peppering the bowl noisily all night. Now I can eat phall++ and experience merely a normal-to-jogging motion. I am not kidding you, when I cook a curry, I add a handful of chopped Fatali habaneros.

However, tonight it is merely 30 sprouts with chilli sauce, which in comparison is a colonic balm.

[cazzz1975]

my eyes used to light up when people used to say "you know everyone farts, even the queen and madonna!"

I was more amazed at the thought of a really famous person who has a lot of dignity farting, like joan collins or kylie minogue

[whiffey]

What is dignity farting ? I know that when I feel a good one developing I push and strain it out, being careful not to follow through, then enjoy it. Best under the duvet with the windows closed.

[kp nonuts]

I had baked beans last night

[cazzz1975]

I forgot to put a comma between dignity and farting...

although I would imagine sitting in the cockpit would be an excellent place for dignity farting...what team was it that you "worked" for now

*snigger*

[legend760]

knobby ur a hasd been lol

[whiffey]

Whenever I see the word 'cockpit' I always think of Biggles and Ginger in a dimly lit Mosquito with their trousers around their ankles in a gung-ho anticipation of 633 Squadron.

[cazzz1975]

oh..you dont think work then...strange that whiffey , you almost sound like a total novice..

what team was it that you "drove" for exactly..?

[legend760]

cazz ur mingin btw

and u never came back to thte flash gear
me and dave was there most of the affy vlol

[China Doll]

I can't speak for all women but I generally prefer to not inflict my trumping on others.

I've put three birdseye chillis in my red thai curry this evening. I'm working my way up to whiffeys standards but it could take a long time in the making.

[legend760]

whiiffey drove one of those cars in bugsy malone lol

cant be trusted in a real car ffs lol

hes mentalllllll