Who wrote dog in the playground and where can i find it on-line, it was one of those great kids poems in the tradition of 'please Mrs Butler, this boy Dereck Drew...' etc
Cor! I remember that. Was it Alan Albergh? Or there was another chap who did poems like that. One went 'Nothing to do/ Nothing to do/ Put some toothpaste in your shoe...' etc. And 'Pick-A-Nose, Pick-A-Nose, Pick Pick Pick, Picks his nose and makes me sick...'
Oh, hang on, that was Will Self.
Sorry, I'm rambling here.