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My day is being ruined by two interlopers - Ivan Astikov and Ivor Tchestikoff.
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking jobs from local jokes.
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Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking jobs from local jokes.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.They dropped their cousin off at my house last night, calls himself Chestinv Ekshun.
What a tale at the GP's though! Was first in, saw a locum. Nice lady. Apparently my GP did a moonlight flit and phoned in from Australia in August to say he was now working there and would no longer be at the practice!
Anyway, I was the locum's first patient of the day, she'd never been to the practice before. Took 5 minutes to find a specimen bag for my sputum sample.
She then looked for a stethoscope. As she did so, the cupboard door fell off. No problem, receptionist located one for us. In the interim period, she attempted to take my sats with the pulse oxymeter. Not working. Oh well.
Wanted to look at my throat. Had a spatula but no torch.
I offered her my iPhone and activated the light on it for her. She was grateful, as she had no idea how to do it on her own iPhone.
Whilst chatting, it was ascertained that she is Dutch. I mentioned a Dutch colleague in work. Said she didn't know him but knew another Dutch anesthetist where I work. She looked a tad perplexed when I informed her that that one is in fact German, not Dutch.
Left with a diagnosis of chest infection, raised temp, slightly red throat and wheezy chest. Amoxycillin prescribed.
You couldn't make it up!
What a tale at the GP's though! Was first in, saw a locum. Nice lady. Apparently my GP did a moonlight flit and phoned in from Australia in August to say he was now working there and would no longer be at the practice!
Anyway, I was the locum's first patient of the day, she'd never been to the practice before. Took 5 minutes to find a specimen bag for my sputum sample.
She then looked for a stethoscope. As she did so, the cupboard door fell off. No problem, receptionist located one for us. In the interim period, she attempted to take my sats with the pulse oxymeter. Not working. Oh well.
Wanted to look at my throat. Had a spatula but no torch.
I offered her my iPhone and activated the light on it for her. She was grateful, as she had no idea how to do it on her own iPhone.
Whilst chatting, it was ascertained that she is Dutch. I mentioned a Dutch colleague in work. Said she didn't know him but knew another Dutch anesthetist where I work. She looked a tad perplexed when I informed her that that one is in fact German, not Dutch.
Left with a diagnosis of chest infection, raised temp, slightly red throat and wheezy chest. Amoxycillin prescribed.
You couldn't make it up!