Five word story challenge

[parkie]

On the radio yesterday morning, listeners were challenged to come up with a five word story. One example is:-

Spurs six Arsenal nil.Result.

Anyone think of any others?

[Zhukov]

Arsenal Three nil.Still lost! ;-)

[shivvy]

Are we allowed to stretch to 6 words?
And are we allowed to steal someone elses idea?
If so, then I believe Ernest Hemmingway once wrote a short story as follows:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Brilliant as well as being desperately sad.

[missprim]

Women are superior to men! (end of story)

[Zhukov]

Aye,if you say so(dearie)!! :o)

[owdhamer]

all pikey's stink and steal

[Zhukov]

Oldham"s "Hole in the ground"! ;o)

[owdhamer]

zhukov chokes on lamb bone

[missprim]

You two have just proved my point,silly boys!

[owdhamer]

good night one and all

[rowanwitch]

will you?
Of Course?
Misery...

[sunny-dave]

Gordon Bennett raining again, pants

[mccfluff]

i want more breakfast, please

[rowanwitch]

Large Cake
Here's Fluff
Gone

[sunny-dave]

Coffee ..... never the same again :+()

[rowanwitch]

Brilliant Sunny Dave.....

[rowanwitch]

Troll visits
Troll spotted
Zapped

[McMouse]

"Ibuprofen cures everything", says sqad.

[maggiebee]

I'm blonde slim sexy NOT

[TheOtherHalf]

Need cuppa desperately, gee thanks !