what

[bobtheturkey]

do you all look like

[cazzz1975]

a pigeon dropping

[redcrx]

a potato, and not even a nice shiny new one

[whiffey]

That's more like it !!!!!!!

Smiffy !!!!! They're playing our tune, where are yoooooo?

[leyenda_tres]

phil jupitus and a bit of johnny vegas thrown in.

hello bobby



my little dutch friend




Diddy this help yie the nooooo ?

[sara3]

5'4", white (with a hint of fake tan), slim, lots of dark curly hair, hazel eyes, 2 tattoos.

1 of everything down the middle, 2 of everything either side (both not both sides, of course.)

and you?

[lajohn]

i resemble me.

[Abdulmajid]

I am a cross between Steve McQueen and The Elephant Man.

[pastafreak]

5'6"....curly shoulder-length silvery / auburn hair,brown-almost black eyes,oval face. DTH?

[leyenda_tres]

nope pastrty


whos that
lol

i know ur a 4 foot dwarf with grey hair and wrinkles on your chin






Diddy this help yie the nooooo ?

[pastafreak]

I thought I paid you enough not to say that!!!

[cazzz1975]

I would pay money to see that zacs :D

[~spaced~]

A short, fat, bald t0sser according to Report2. Then again, im sure everyone looks the same, to a teenager who is blind due to over-w@anking.

[whiffey]

As a matter of disinterested fact, it is impossible to w@nk too much.

[~spaced~]

Im sure Report2 will agree with you, his hairy palms will reinforce that. Teenagers eh!

[andy-hughes]

A cross between Paul McKenna and Loyd Grossman.

Sorry!

[tiggerblue10]

A cross between a tabby cat and a black cat.

Happy to have helped Bob.

[stonekicker]

my parents resemble bruce forsythe and hyacinth bucket...you work it out!

[Sir Alec]

Commander Caan from Dr. Who.

[neo.]

...a monkey