Old Time Love

[Bird Legs]

Vic is 95 and lives in a retirement home. Every night after dinner, Vic goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, June, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Vic turns to June and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks "What?" "Sex" he replies. June exclaims "Why you old fool. You couldn`t get it up if I held a gun to your head!. "I know", Vic says, "but it would be nice if a woman could hold it for a while". "Well, I suppose I can oblige" says June , who unzips his trousers removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterwards, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and June would hold Vic`s manhood. Then one night Vic didn`t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, June decided to find Vic and make sure he was O.K. Shel walked around the home and gardens where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Vic`s manhood!. Furious, June yelled, " You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don`t have?". Old Vic smiled happily and replied "Parkinson`s".