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Message for Sam the Man
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Hurry up and get your pals to guard your tree for you. Your human is trying to stop you climbing it.
Stop her at all costs. The life of a tom cat is supposed to fraught with danger. She is making you into a sappy cat.
I will be down with Merlin in the morning.
Frankie from Perth
Stop her at all costs. The life of a tom cat is supposed to fraught with danger. She is making you into a sappy cat.
I will be down with Merlin in the morning.
Frankie from Perth
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Hey frankiecat
Just made it to the computer and seen your message. Bloody humans! Thing is I think she may have a point - she sat me down last night and explained to me that the tree is entangled with stuff called barbed wire. I don't really know what that is but it sounds quite nasty and I don't want to cut open my tummy.
I don't want to be a sappy cat but I don't want to be a bleeding cat either. Bit of a dilemma!
I think I'll have to find another route out - maybe a tunnel. Can you and merlin bring a spade with you and we can start to dig.
You know I've been having second thoughts about this revolution thing - I've been so comfortable recently I'm not sure I want to risk the big wide world. I was talking to mousy while he was lying on my stomach and he agreed that we have a pretty cushy life.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218690&l =380f8&id=583886968
Maybe escape isn't the answer. How about we tackle the food issue first - prawns for breakfast, lunch and dinner - a policy of direct action - what do you think?
Just made it to the computer and seen your message. Bloody humans! Thing is I think she may have a point - she sat me down last night and explained to me that the tree is entangled with stuff called barbed wire. I don't really know what that is but it sounds quite nasty and I don't want to cut open my tummy.
I don't want to be a sappy cat but I don't want to be a bleeding cat either. Bit of a dilemma!
I think I'll have to find another route out - maybe a tunnel. Can you and merlin bring a spade with you and we can start to dig.
You know I've been having second thoughts about this revolution thing - I've been so comfortable recently I'm not sure I want to risk the big wide world. I was talking to mousy while he was lying on my stomach and he agreed that we have a pretty cushy life.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218690&l =380f8&id=583886968
Maybe escape isn't the answer. How about we tackle the food issue first - prawns for breakfast, lunch and dinner - a policy of direct action - what do you think?
My human keeps trying to stop me getting out of a third floor window, I suppose that she has my best interest at heart but I want to get those bl**dy pigeons.
You look cute, but almost indecent, in your photograph. I don't really have many toys that I like. Kicking Merlin around the house is fun and there are cardboard boxes and stuff to hide in.
Food - yes, food is very important. I like many meals a day. Mummy says that I will get fat - she can talk, climbing her belly is like climbing a mountain.
If I run away from home there is always the chance that I won't be able to find London - maybe I will stay here.
It's nice to know that your human mummy is just as nuts as mine.
You look cute, but almost indecent, in your photograph. I don't really have many toys that I like. Kicking Merlin around the house is fun and there are cardboard boxes and stuff to hide in.
Food - yes, food is very important. I like many meals a day. Mummy says that I will get fat - she can talk, climbing her belly is like climbing a mountain.
If I run away from home there is always the chance that I won't be able to find London - maybe I will stay here.
It's nice to know that your human mummy is just as nuts as mine.
It is a long way from Perth to London. Maybe I could come there. My human was telling me the other day that she's going to a place called Fife for something called a holiday, in a couple of weeks. I have to stay at home with the other human people but maybe I can stow away in her suitcase. I always sit in it when it comes out of the cupboard anyway so maybe she won't notice.
I know I look a little indecent but I like sitting like that - it's comfy. My mum has told me I look fat though when I sit like that which I'm not really. Maybe this one is better.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218689&l =d5bd3&id=583886968
She took this one when I was trying to find mousy - he'd got lost in the crinkle bag and I was trying to rescue him.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218694&l =1de0d&id=583886968
Right - must think about ways to get prawns. Thinking caps on frankie. Oooh hang on - train going past, must note down the number - see you later.
I know I look a little indecent but I like sitting like that - it's comfy. My mum has told me I look fat though when I sit like that which I'm not really. Maybe this one is better.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218689&l =d5bd3&id=583886968
She took this one when I was trying to find mousy - he'd got lost in the crinkle bag and I was trying to rescue him.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=218694&l =1de0d&id=583886968
Right - must think about ways to get prawns. Thinking caps on frankie. Oooh hang on - train going past, must note down the number - see you later.
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