Just Made A Total Spectale Of Myself

[queenofmean]

Avon delivery man cake same time as my driving instructor. I went to put the package under the canopy and I went skiting all over the decking before I went down. Legs and arms all in different directions.

Skint knees and dirty jeans and a scrape on my hand. Least the delivery driver heard my yelp and came back so see if I was ok.

I’m ok just my dignity that’s gone.

[mallyh]

(hope you're ok) should have told him you were practising your break dancing

[choux]

Tell me you did not have those bunny ears on?

Dignity always comes back to you so take care of the scrapes.

[zebo]

Oh poor you, hope you're feeling better, I know what you mean about dignity, I once fell on the drive in snow, I finished up wedged with my my feet braced against the tyres of two parked cars for half an hour before I could move. Decking is lethal in winter, does anyone know how to get rid of the slime?

[murraymints]

Won't go any further than Europe ! Lol xx

[ummmm]

I can better that. I've done way better things than that :-)

[melv16]

Chicken wire makes decking slip proof. Looks a bit of a bodge, but it's effective.

[woofgang]

wood decking is a blooming liability in this weather. I won't have it even though it does look nice. Hope you have bounced back now :)

[queenofmean]

Well all I can say is I had the best driving lesson ever! Might fall more often!

Nope wasn’t wearing the bunny ears though.

I probably have too ummm...just not prepared to mention them here ;)

I’m ok...I’m away to put my jeans in the wash and have lunch before my friend comes for cake and coffee.

[choux]

Bet your instructor thought he was driving Miss Whoopsy-Daisy.

Good you are ok though. Enjoy the cake.

[Patsy33]

Glad it wasn't any worse Queenie. That must've got your adrenalin going since you had the best driving lesson! Marvellous stuff!

[queenofmean]

I will choux - it’s sitting staring me in the face but I have an hour to wait.

My instructor said I should maybe fall more often. When I sit my test I’m going to make a point of getting the adrenaline going Patsy.