Worst morning on CB ever?

[Sqad]

There have been some low points on CB but I feel that this morning has dragged down CB to the lowest point EVER in my time.

Yes....I enjoy a bit of smut, sex, doble entendre.......but this?

What Can I Do?
He keeps guffing on my leg in bed

Pink
On the lips of your lover

[AB Editor]

I think you should start a petition to shut it down Sqad.

Spare Ed

[ummmm]

You don't want to know what I woke up to then ;-)

[TheOtherHalf]

Aww Sqad. I think we are all feeling a bit low due to the weather. Its gone on for too long.
Lets all make up the lines of a christmas carol. I`ll start another thread

[ummmm]

On the plus side Sqad...Brian's ok today :-)

[AB Editor]

Also, TV is not as good as it used to be, I watched the news and I was certain it was a repeat...

[Sqad]

Spare Ed....no! no!..........CB has a part to play..............but THIS?

[AB Editor]

I don't think the rest of you are entering into the spirit of this thread?

[jno]

there's a bit much oversharing, Sqad, yes.

[AB Editor]

I know Sqad, but sometimes it might be better just to burn it to the ground and start again, don't you think?

You're probably right, the petition wouldn't work anyway, the editor will never listen.

Spare Ed

[jd_1984]

True - a lot going on in the world and many of us chose to comment on the poor woman who's leg is being trumped on in bed!!

[Moodstone]

Hello there sqad, Yes I agree I've been monitoring this site for a while and from what I've gathered this site has become a platform for non funny comedians to try their material and/or sex starved pensioners to ask questions about the birds and bees which is reminiscent of a bad Carry on film!
Worst cb morning or not I have to say it is hilarious here to say the least.

[boxtops]

Looks like normal bored-people stuff to me..... the YouTube links are normal, the guffing's OK once you know what NoM means.... I think everyone's fed up with the snow, Sqad, I;ve not been able to get to work for the last two days.

[AB Editor]

I recently turned down the chance to go on a "road trip" to Munich with a group of lads based entirely on the knowledge they'd probably fart in the car on the way.

Spare Ed

[Moodstone]

Actually in fairness some here are funny, they know who they are, others not so much.

[SylvesterCat]

First good news of the day is Brian's ok

[boxtops]

who's Brian?

[ummmm]

Just got a slight limp now...

[AB Editor]

He's not the messiah...

[Moodstone]

Yes ummm the ice can be quite tricky, recently a friend has bought something similar to this and know swears by them,

http://www.singersout...2880&pgid=0&r=0/0/0/0

[ummmm]

Lol Ed...

Brian's my cat :-)