You know those questions

[MWB]

like - "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
I like those sort. Does anyone know any more like that?

[sara3]

is this the real life? or is this just fantasy?

[Bathsheba]

Like this......?
A girl walked up to a bar + asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
??

[rcl1]

man becons woman over with his little finger.

When she walks over to him, he says " if I can make you *** with my little finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body".

[blue..colour]

When will I see you again?

[Ice.Maiden]

Groan. Hope you're not intending to use any for chat-up/flirting reasons????
OK, here's one for you....
"You're the apple of my eye, but it's the pair on the ground I'm thinking about...."

[Ice.Maiden]

Sorry - lol - "pear" - pair...same thing.

[NoMercy]

Q: Fancy coming back to my place?

A: Will 2 people fit under a rock?


Q: Can I take you out sometime?

A: Sorry but I don't date outside my species!


Q: Will you have my babies?

A: I want my children to inherit brains from BOTH their parents!

[rcl1]

-Do you like raisins? How about a date?

-What should i make you for breakfast?

-Are your legs tired cause you've been running through my mind all night?

[shanx]

aww blue !! i was going to say that :( but never mind :)

[Ice.Maiden]

The worst one - "Is that ladder in your stocking the stairway to heaven"...... double groan.....

I like the raisins and date one, rcl!! : )

[rcl1]

-Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor

[shanx]

sorry ! im in a current relationship rc .

[rcl1]

Don't ask me where i havce heard these though, as I certainly don't use them, and the only one that has ever been used on me was the becconing with a little finger.

[rcl1]

Good answer shanx.

Will try to remember that response should anyone attempt that line.

[blue..colour]

Talkin of double entendres - Do you really want to hurt me? ooh ;-0

[NoMercy]

Do you come here often?

Only during mating season!

[rcl1]

The movie title escapes me at the moment but I liked this one:

- Do you wanna come back to my place for a fcuk and a pizza?
-Is it a wholemeal pizza?

[shanx]

and your ar*se would look great as pot plant for my catcus :) he he .

[MWB]

They don't all have to be "pick up" lines. Just any subject.

[Ice.Maiden]

Truly - has anyone ever come out with something like this to any one of you? It'd make me cringe if it was said to me. Lol.