A 13 year old girl sits on Santa's knee.
Santa says 'What would you like for Christmas?'
The girl says 'I want some hair round my f***y'
Santa says 'Would a white beard be OK?'...
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you m@*****ate, do you think:
A. You need more time
Together
B. She's a prude
C. She should have sat somewhere else on the bus....
Can you give me the name of any popular fishes that they sell that have one main bone or few small bones preferably white and meaty as well as not breaking the bank.
Thanks....
I do, because the late and much-missed Alan Coren tells us in one of his pieces. He says that when he took Princess Michael of Kent to see it "her response was so earthy a giggle that grown men...
So after watching this what are your general feelings about what you have just seen? Sadness, Anger, Understanding, Fear, Disbelief? If what had happened to m11 had happened to you would you have...
shouldn't they have and in the future save their money for when they are in financial trouble rather than giving it out. ps. would it be enough considering how much they give in bonuses and how often...
Those boxes which absorb moisture, not a dehumidifier but it a plastic box and it has a special material inside they also suggest if you have a tumble drier and no outside vent to just attach one of...
OK.. I have a £25 'free bet' burning a hole in my pocket - and I dont understand anything about betting.... 3/1 1/3 - its all greek to me.. Any tips out there from any betting experts as to what...
Hi all - my office are doing the usual secret santa thing this year - I have drawn out of the bag my colleage who is a lady an is 60 years of age - she is quite a young 60 mind you!! - any ideas on...
i was just about to cross the road yesterday in Brid when a chicken walks up to me ans says
"don't do it mate, you will never hear the Fluffing last of it"...
