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He got fined £90 for urinating on a bouncer at a Brighton nightclub Surely he knows the best way to deal with bouncers is with a hook not a slash?...
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I've got some cherries which are on the turn, rather than bin them would it be ok to put them on the bird table?
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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig. Not a beautiful poem but its very deep....
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My backs's gone again. phoned the doc to ask advice whether to go and see a Chiropractor or Osteopath and was told that neither was any good for my condition. He said he can prescribe me some...
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Fire away
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Petulant little brat What's his problem with the roof closing, if he's that good he should be able to play in any conditions?...
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Just a reminder... BBC2 10.30pm...
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Anyone else fed up with these Ads with Paul Whitehouse? The latest one about the safe driver app where he plays the Biker chap, he's driving about in a car like a Sunday driver. Next he kisses his...
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Thai girlfriend buys her boyfriend a broken watch for his birthday "It doesn't work" he said "I know" she said..."Love you wrong time"...
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At first I thought it was a "Gazza" moment when he phoned up Talksport Radio and reeled off names such as Yohan Kebab, Hatam Ben Afri and Shola Abeobi. How can he become director of football at...
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Is any of it on TV?
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I hope they get relegated next season after their lacklustre display against Arsenal today Rant over!...
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Fire away
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Fighting at their semi final v Wigan Kick them out of the league I say...
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What a crock of sh**, judges sitting there pulling faces like they're constipated pretending to decide whether they like the singers or not. Absolute pants!...
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Just passing through, how you all doing?
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I'm going to stop using deodorant sprays Roll On 2013...
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Doritos remake of E17 Stay Another Day...
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I can print from my iPhone but not from a laptop, the wireless connections are all ok and the printer is showing up on the laptop but whenever I hit the print button it shows an error message. I've...
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Booked it online and got a message back saying Waitress is missing "Server not found"...

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