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1970s aftershave

Can anyone remember an aftershave in the 1970s that had the scent of pine?
17:13 Fri 25th Nov 201113 answers, last by em10 17:45 Sat 26th Nov 2011
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Next doors dog

For several nights this bloke and his wife were woken up and kept awake by the dog next door, left outside in the garden, barking. Eventually he had had enough and said to his wife that he was going...
13:29 Wed 06th Jul 20114 answers, last by sallabananas 15:52 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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How the fight started

I walked into a bar last week and failed to notice a large pile of dogs mess on the floor. I stood in it, slipped across the bar and smacked into a wall. A few minutes later a bloke walked in, stepped...
14:25 Tue 15th Feb 20111 answer, last by marval 18:17 Tue 15th Feb 2011
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Employee of the week

Every week a restaurant had an employee of the week competition and every week a waiter called Yervaise wins it. The kitchen staff were getting fed up and their last hope was the man who washes up...
14:20 Tue 24th Mar 20092 answers, last by chrisrob 16:13 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Man walks into a pub

with a steering wheel poking out through his flies. His mate says What's that? man says I don't know but its been driving me nuts all day
14:37 Mon 09th Feb 2009
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Hospital case

A man is lying in hospital severely battered. The man in the next bed asks him how he came to be in that state. Well, he said,"I walked into a pub and there on the floor was a pile of dog poo which I...
13:51 Mon 12th May 20081 answer, last by bimbim 17:26 Mon 12th May 2008

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