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Crankshaft
When I was a teenager 50 years ago, kissing a girl was always with your lips tight together, maybe if you got carried away, a girl would let you put your tongue in her mouth, and maybe get lucky. But...
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Crankshaft
Is wet dreams, the results of not having enough sex in our lives, and maybe it's natures way to releave us of stale sperm.
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poodicat
Not Me! i know that there are some lovely abers on here that are retired and some approaching retirement,any insight to the golden years?
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Crankshaft
I would not want to own a dog because when I see dog owners picking up dog poo, it makes me want to throw up.
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Crankshaft
Ever looked over the fench and said to yourself, I could screw that,
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Sachs
Justin Lee Collins has lost weight! He's on Sky sports 2 now!
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zzxxee
i remember doing this with a length of string at school in playtime what other games did you play at playtime in your school days?
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padanarm
Was reading an intriguing book on flatulence today. An interesting question came up, is it possible to burp and phart at the same time?
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zzxxee
watching paint dry? or watching grass grow?
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Bbbananas
... Fanny Fernackapants? No - it's not a username on here or an ABer. Just a childhood memory of my mum calling me Miss Fanny Fernackpants when I was being a bit fussy or prissy. Apparently it was a...
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Crankshaft
At the age now of 74 now, I have always wondered why do we have foreskins cut off on boys. If we are born with it, I cannot see why it needs to be removed. Maybe this question is for a doctor to...
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zzxxee
whats the worst word you can say that isnt actually a swear word you no e.g bum fart can you do any better???
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NoMercy
Like my right Leg is missing.... :-(
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Steve.5
my white umpires sun hat has gone all floppy after the rain last week, any ideas on how to get it back to its original firm state. i was considering sewing fuse wire around the edge any other tips...
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ladybird49
Keep it clean though or i wont reply : )
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brenda
black hole in cyber space into which ABers can fall? First no Ethel and now no Leggy.
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Crankshaft
Has husbands got nicknames for their wife/partner breasts,
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Bbbananas
From tomorrow all Tesco stores across the UK are to start selling condoms that are 10mm longer & 1mm wider than their current ranges. Mmmm.... any of you men rushing to join the queue to stock up?...
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Crankshaft
Do you think that the world will stop to revolve, now that we are taking all the oil from it's bearings
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Crankshaft
Am I a one off for not liking football, or are there many other people like me I would like to know

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