// it is with the greatest of pleasure i announce the result Manchester United 2 Liverpool KKK 1
anybody else pleased?... //
Much merriment and joyfulness on the streets of Manchester tonight...
A man is sitting in a pub watching television.
He suddenly jumps up and runs home, dashes upstairs, switches on the light and throws himself out of the window.
Why?...
Manchester Utd can now claim to have won 19 titles, one more than Liverpool. This claim is about two weeks old. How long did Liverpool hold the title of most Premiership / League 1 titles? Thanks Greg...
... he escaped from his cage on the way back from the vets this evening. OH and I have spent six hours combing the thick hedges, to no avail. He's either lying very low or has legged it (and is...
