Chicken

[john1066]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[douglas9401]

Because the pervert stuck inside it nipped over for a paper.

[john1066]

Ok...I'll tell you next Sunday..No I won't, I'll tell you now...Stand by and hold on to your seats.The answer is."To see Gregory Peck"......Boom--Boom...xxx

[-Talbot-]

Or if Douglas was right....to see Gregory's ***.

[-Talbot-]

You can't say peck er?

[Georgiesmum]

Oh dear, I wish i hadnt waited with baited breath for the answer now!

[HansUrbancka]

If it were a One-eyed Chicken, it would have been to get to the Bird's Eye Shop.

If it had stopped on the central reservation it would have been a Rhode Island Chicken.

Hans.

[saintpeter48]

why did the chewing gum cross the room ............ because it was stuck to the chickens foot!! :)

[saintpeter48]

should've read 'cross the road' ......

[HansUrbancka]

So far, I think Jordy qualifies for 'Best Answer'.

Hans.

[RATTER15]

The duck was about to cross the road when the chicken shouted, "dont do it, its never worth all the hassle"

[Quoi]

....to change a light bulb?

[HansUrbancka]

Why did the Duck cross a very busy road. To show it wasn't Chicken.

Hans.

[Berniecuddles2]

"for ducks sake" !!