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Virgins For Islamic Martys

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mrs_overall | 11:41 Wed 22nd Apr 2015 | ChatterBank
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Male Islamic martyrs will have queues of female virgins waiting for them when they reach paradise.
What is the reward for female martyrs? If there was a queue of male virgins waiting for me I think I would politely decline and then put the kettle on.
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Do i get a prize for guessing who prompted you to write this OP. No marigolds please.Latex allergy. :-)
Nope, no virgins.

This number is only for men. A woman will have only one husband in Paradise, and she will be satisfied with him and will not need any more than that.

The Muslim woman – who is not influenced by the claims of those who propagate permissiveness and knows that she is not like men in her make-up and nature, because Allaah has made her like that – does not object to the rulings of Allaah or feel angry. Rather she accepts what Allaah has decreed for her. Her sound nature tells her that she cannot live with more than one man at a time. So long as she has entered Paradise, she will have all that she desires, so she should not dispute now about the delights and rewards that her Lord has chosen for her, for your Lord does not treat anyone unjustly. If she is one of the people of Paradise, then she is included, like men, in the words of Allaah

No confirmation about whether she even gets a kettle.
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That's settled it then...I am not converting my religion if I can't be sure of a kettle!

Retro...your prize is a brace of fresh mackerel
when i get to paradise i'm going to propagate permissiveness, but i draw the line at having to live with men
raisins not virgins, mrs overowl, I thought they got raisins...
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Ooooh fluff....you trollop!
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Lovely to see you humber xxx

Hmmm, raisins....I wonder which sex would end up having to do the baking with them?
What about the Welsh martyrs? I doubt we've got 72 virgins.
Will four and twenty be coming down from Inverness?
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