Advance Notice - "the Village" Finale

mrs_overall | 20:46 Tue 23rd Dec 2014 | ChatterBank

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The final installment of the Christmas blockbuster "Life in the Village" (also known as The Answerbank Radio Show, also known as the mad ramblings of an insane woman with an unhealthy interest in mackerel and rubber hand protectors from the wilds of North Yorkshire) will be aired on here tomorrow (Christmas Eve).
Find out who is really having a party in the village hall and who molested Talbot (the lisping gardener/tree feller who is rubbish with a chain saw but who is very good at trimming the bushes of several elderly ladies in the village).
Find out if Tonyav sustains further injuries
Find out if Murraymints (Ladies World Wrestling Champion 1984) finally gets to use her baseball bat
There is room in the auditorium for all but will the people in the cheap seats please refrain from eating loud comestibles and throwing orange peel at their betters.
Light refreshments will be available from the Humbersloop Hot Slop concession
After the performance there will be a free poetry recital from the Poet in Residence,Mr DTC. As the auditorium caretaker/janitor/cloakroom attendant Mr Aelmpvw wants to get home early to watch "The History of Urinals Through the Ages", the poetry reading will be held in a nearby venue with limited audience room (the telephone kiosk outside the back door).
Your company is eagerly awaited at the hottest event of the year

And Today's Prize P I L L O C K Award Goes To ::::

Now The Madness Sets In

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naomi24

I want to know what damage I did to Goodlife with that copy of Women’s Own! And me a humanitarian too! And why I shouted – I don’t usually shout. Blimey, I must have lost the plot! Not to worry. No doubt I’ll find it again in the final, edge of your seat, episode. Go for it, Mrs.O!! Great stuff! :o)

wolf63

If you need to have somebody 'disappeared' or just killed can I do it? I am in a unfriendly mood and cyberkilling is so much less messy than real life killing.

If this is not possible I can take requests - either death by girl or death by cat(s).

((I use the word girl as I am not a lady, women sounds far too grown up and female doesn't sound right. I have only clocked up one half century thus far.))

:-)

shoota

I have undergone death by girl - it's not as bad as it sounds....

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