How's Nigel Farage, Egara? Masquerading with an anagram, tut.
What's wrong with a few champagne socialists in the Labour Party - they even have had the odd Lord after all, such as the Viscount Stansgate.
At least they have their feet on the ground to the general principle of being in an economic union, albeit one needing some modifications and tweaks at the edges - not like the banana that Dave is throwing as to immigration as it doesn't need throwing a hissy fit and walking out of Europe over. The modification/solution should be to position the UK's benefits to the back end of the gravy-train qualifications, rather than being in first place - and then double the necessary for out-of-Europe immigrants to qualify, something that our champagne socialists should support as well. This should be enough to deter Mr and Mrs Romania and Bulgaria, as well as those of the Indian sub-continent persuasion.