A relative of mine is in the Isle of Man. She has just texted me to tell me she has posted some Manx kippers to me and I will get them on Tuesday. I texted back and said, they'll have gone 'off' by Tuesday. What do you think?
Tilly 2 why don't you just give them to someone who will enjoy them [me ?] rather than worry will they have bones etc you are not going to enjoy them anyway, just thank relative and say they are arrived safely