Do You Have A Clumsy Oh?

[lady-janine]

1. mine upset a mug of sweet, milky coffee of the phone and then let it set. sill have to use a mallet to hammer the keys down.

2. no names (certainly not mine although I was involved in the result) but it involves a large tub of paint balanced on a step ladder and then moving step ladder without taking paint off first. I was working just to one side of the ladder which how I came to be involved.

[gness]

You think?....You should have been at the last seance, Tilly....and I confessed.....☻

[China Doll]

No.

But the man hostage does!

[Tilly2]

My fine motor skills are inversely proportional to the nearness of my glasses.

[gness]

I'm pleased for you, Tilly....☺

[tonyav]

Not long after mrs av and I were married and got our first place, we decorated all through and had all new carpets laid. I dropped a 5 litre can of White gloss paint on the brand new hall carpet, the carpet was ruined. For some reason she likes to remind me of that incident occasionally !.

[gness]

Aha.....so you wouldn't like me to mention it now and again then, Tony?
We may have to come to an arrangement about a certain song....☻

[tonyav]

Doh.

[Tilly2]

Yont, you know you should have finished all the painting before you had new carpets. Everyone knows that!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd don't you start as well ;-)

[lady-janine]

oh dear now my handy little lithium powered drill has been dropped on the stone floor. think i'll pretend not to notice.