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Morning Ritual
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I am a very early riser and am up hours before Mr O. When he finally surfaces he always lovingly asks how I am and how I slept. My reply is usually "fine, thanks."
I then ask him the same question, and without fail I wish I hadn't.
This morning's list of his complaints are:
The (miniscule) paper cut on his finger from TWO days ago is throbbing
His right thumb (broken many years ago) is aching slightly
He sniffed once and then announced his cold might be coming back
He thinks he has a hint of tinnitus
His knees still feel a bit stiff from volleyball last Wednesday
I won't go into his daily report on his bowels.
Does anyone else have a (slightly hypochondriac) man like this?
I then ask him the same question, and without fail I wish I hadn't.
This morning's list of his complaints are:
The (miniscule) paper cut on his finger from TWO days ago is throbbing
His right thumb (broken many years ago) is aching slightly
He sniffed once and then announced his cold might be coming back
He thinks he has a hint of tinnitus
His knees still feel a bit stiff from volleyball last Wednesday
I won't go into his daily report on his bowels.
Does anyone else have a (slightly hypochondriac) man like this?
Answers
I think OH keeps a graph and pie chart of sleep patterns. If he wakes and turns over, he "didn't get any sleep". Can talk me through any interruption s (cat jumped on bed at 13:23, daughter sneezed at 05:12, etc etc...)
10:27 Sat 08th Mar 2014
I always awake the good lady with a kiss and then ask how she slept, sometimes good, more than often not, I then feed and water the animals and give the hounds a run, then I make Carakeel a cup of tea in bed so she can take her normal cocktail of medication. then after her medication has kicked in she is able to rise from her bed, meanwhile I will often come on AB whilst she gets herself ready to take on the day.