The AnswerBank Christmas Crackers

AB Editor | 10:21 Thu 23rd Dec 2010 | Jokes

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Merry Christmas!

I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can.

Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in tiny print and be entirely rubbish.

I'll start with a couple of old "favourites":

What flies and wobbles?
A Jellycopter

What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A Walkie-Talkie

Posted this on bit of a daft riddle on Animals......it's fun

Oirish joke.

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zabado

What do you call an Irish man with a pane of glass behind each ear ?. . . .
Paddy O'dores.

weecalf

Who just unconvincing and came out at Christmas . Tracy Barlow

mallyh

whats brown shakes and lives on the bottom of the sea ...a nervous wreck
why are pirates called pirates ...because they r
whats green and goes up and down ....gooseberry in a lift
whats greens red and screams ...kermit in a blender
two snowmen talking one says can you smell carrot

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