When you say 'bum' leeann, what exactly do you mean.....do you mean the cheeky squashy bits or the inner thingy because a diagnosis really depends upon a thorough examination.....
i think your bum hurts because you are a giant bum, what is wrong with you do you need help because i am a shop keeper, if it carries on to hurt i suggest you go to tescos to buy some new pants in size 46 so they're not tight, thank you very much, amen, god bless, merry christmas and come again. p.s my name is derrek and i live alone with kitty and a cat with no bones. x x x x x x x see you next year