What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used In A Pub?

[Intellectual]

What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used in a Café or in a Bar in London?

Thank you very much.

[atalanta]

If you are Royal, you have to say " do you come here often?" or
"Have you come far today ?"

[TheWinner]

http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm

[dzug2]

If you are in a pub frequented by Scotsmen and someone calls you Jimmy (especially 'are you looking at me, Jimmy?') exit fast

[DaisyNonna]

Unhand me sir!

[Dolomede]

When you get the bill, say what my mate said to an ice cream vendor when he found out how much his lollies were going to cost for his two kids, " do I look like a firkin tourist, mate?"