What Would You Do?

[TWR]

You and your OH are with company, In a large hotel standing at the Bar, there are lots of people around & you want to fart, You try your very best to hold it, but you can feel the pressure building up, what do you do? Honest answers please.

[TWR]

Mrs Browns Boys, Eh they are fecking good Bright.

[Peter Pedant]

very common in people who have had gut surgery

I just let rip and tell people it is a result of treatment