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NoMercy | 18:26 Fri 25th Jan 2013 | ChatterBank
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Left my lights on all day and as one might expect, my battery was flatter than a flat thing. I was on the second floor of the multi storey and had to walk all the water back to the main hospital building to call security who deployed a chap in van with set of jump leads. It took the pair of us 15 mins to work out how to flip the bonnet.

Has anyone been an even bigger banana than me today?

Imaginary case of wine for the biggest banana...
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If you are a banana, get over to the Apotheosis thread, immediately - praise be to Ab Editor
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*all the way back*
Yes I opened the door to a Mori pollster................
Oh Nom, bless you, glad you are home ok now, I have been a bit of a grape today...bit sharp...might mellow later.
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Lol DT
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A what, Craft???
One of those people that wander round knocking on doors wanting you to answer a questionnaire..............she was older than me, looked absolutey nithered, so I had to ask her in before she fell over.
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Did you ply her with gin?
Sod that NoM................I gave her a cup of Irish coffee.
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Cheers, flob. A few more ingredients and I'll have a June Bug!
Have you got your battery deader than a dead thing on charge now NoM ?.
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No, Tony. Should I have? :-/
Yes you should really NoM has it had no charge left in it, if you can trickle charge it over night it should be ok then.
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I switched the engine off when I got home, Tony, and then switched it back on. It started as sweet as a nut.
Okey Dokey NoM, it's just something I would do.
Forgot to say, it may be different after a freezing night though.
bananas, nuts, what next, fruitcakes?

Back to the ginger beer....

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