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Two Flies Are Sitting On Robinson Crusoes' Knee

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excelsior-1 | 23:11 Fri 04th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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one of them says "i have to go now .. see you on friday"
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Got to hand it to excel, no flies on him.
23:20 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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excel's been on the blue bottle....
23:36 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Oh gawd, Blue Nun wine and fly jokes now......
23:37 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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The Mother Superior calls all the nuns in her convent into an emergency meeting. She says, "I must tell you something very important. We have a case of gonorrhea in our convent."

Way in the back of the room an old nun exclaims, "Thanks be to God. I am so tired of Blue Nun and it's got flies in it."
23:41 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Good one ^^^^ clap! clap!
23:43 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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LOL, where do they keep it DT, in the whine cellar.
23:44 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend in the Henley Waitrose...what's in your bag?


"'Organic chicken, langoustines, 36 live flies from Noma in Copenhagen, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and a case of bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'
23:58 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Tse tse
02:04 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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Aww,I was just going to order a tank woman.
02:23 Sat 05th Jan 2013

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